Everyone knows who Joey Tribbiani is and the flirty character from the classic TV show F.R.I.E.N.D.S. is cherished by all. He is weird, fun, definitely has his priorities straight (you know, sandwiches before all), and just represents our emotions so perfectly.
Joseph Francis Tribbiani is a completely perfect example when someone asks who our spirit animal is, so take this article and shove it in people’s face when they say “Tell us a little about yourself.”
#1 When people ask how we don’t care about things
It’s very simple indeed!
#2 Because he knows he’s hot and likes it.
What’s not to like?
#3 It is very clear he has his priorities very straight
Yes, please don’t; if you want your head to be attached to your body.
#4 100% straight
#5 When he didn’t know what was going on
Because even we don’t know what’s going on half the time.
#6 When he was trying to be subtle
You mean to say that it’s obvious? What’re you saying? That’s not possible.
#7 Also, no matter what, FOOD ALWAYS COMES FIRST
What do you mean I should just let my sandwich go to waste?
#8 There is no explanation needed for this because PIZZA!
PIZZA IS LIFE, MAN! PIZZA. IS. LIFE.
#9 And when he was clear that he always puts his friends first
Yes, the people in the pizza place are my friend, you gotta problem with that?
#10 When he got symbolic in his own weird way
Being symbolic is our life mantra.
#11 When he got mad for no apparent reason
You always have you watch your tone!
#12 When it was clear that he is not judgmental and is very open-minded
#13 When he was confused about which is better
Honestly, it’s a never ending battle.
#14 When nothing was going to come between him and his candy
Because candy is the way of life!
#15 He is concerned about how everyone is doing
Seriously, who the hell wouldn’t be?
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