Laughing every day can help you burn 10-40 calories and can help you lose weight, however, we take so much stress in our daily lives that we forget to laugh and smile. Pakalu Papito is here to your rescue. This anonymous Twitter user posts regular tweets that you can relate to any day but will crack you. We bring some of his best tweets but we are sure you will get hooked to his account after reading these.
Who is Pakalu Papito?
He’s an Indian by origin but haven’t come to the country since a long time. He’s a little bit shy and weak at English. He claims to work for an IT firm in Minneapolis, Minnesota. He joined twitter as a challenge from his friends that he wouldn’t cross 5000 followers for $10000. He won the bet and supposedly invested the money to buy the gas station.
What started as bet amongst friends has become one of the funniest Twitter accounts. After you read some of his hilarious tweets; we bet you will be soon following Pakalu Papito’s Twitter account.
#13 Eye Rolls
out of all my body parts, I’m sure my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least 463 eye rolls a day.
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) June 13, 2016
#12 Become a Richie on bed
i wish laying in bed all day made me rich — pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) June 1, 2016
#11 Exercise vs Nap
I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size.
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) June 7, 2016
#10 Aching Thoughts
my head is hurting because i thought about my future for 0.3 seconds — pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) May 25, 2016
#9 Like By Crush
when your crush likes your selfie pic.twitter.com/nsQa9dW0vD — pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) May 3, 2016
#8 Do’s and Don’ts
what i should do: • work out • eat healthier what i don’t do: • work out • eat healthier — pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) February 22, 2016
stalking my tweets won’t tell u anything. I could tweet “I’m so upset” and be talking about how someone ate the last of the mac n cheese — pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) December 11, 2015
#6 Awkward Life
that awkward moment between birth and death — pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) February 2, 2016
#5 Selective Participation
lazy is such an ugly word i prefer the term selective participation — pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) November 25, 2015
#4 My Own Jokes
if u see me smiling in public it means im laughing at the jokes i tell myself in my head — pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) February 14, 2016
#3 Problems and Calories
I wonder how many calories I burn when I run away from my problems — pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) October 2, 2015
#2 Ghost Company
If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror-movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore. — pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) January 13, 2016
#1 Best Joke- My Life
im naturally funny cause my whole life is a joke — pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) March 8, 2016
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